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What is to like?

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-19 23:34
All storylines are cheesy and obviously written for little girls; every show has slapstick and obnoxious sight gags; animation is actually quite poor. Think about it..........
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 03:51
I like watching it with little girls.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 09:48
Same here.
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-21 06:50
I agree with >>2 and >>3.
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-21 07:18
Does this mean there are more than 5 active goatfingerers?
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The Pleasure Of Keeping Cum Inside

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-19 23:52
Human semen is the most spiritually-nutritious substance on Earth, even more so than Almonds, Cashews, and similar seeds. By learning to retain his semen a man can reach levels that the regular ejaculating man would consider super-human. Aging slows down, depression lifts, resentment is gone, energy returns in the morning, motivation floods back, the desire to mindlessly consume and chase impulses diminishes.

Like every other bodily process, the production of semen causes wear and tear on the body and, overtime, the ability to repair from this diminishes. While a 15 year old can ejaculate as much as he likes without noticeable impact on energy and temperament, a man over 25 cannot. If you are over 25 and still releasing semen (except for procreation if you must) you are not realizing your potential. As in, you literally cannot conceive of the changes that will take place after you have retained your semen for 1 month and on.

Everything comes at a price, the moment men stopped practicing semen retention in the west was the moment that women (who are happy to gobble up any semen a man produces) became dominant. That is the same reason most men become pussy-whipped quickly in marriage -- they are giving their semen-power to their wife and becoming pale shadows of men.
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-21 06:53
Note, you can also acheive the same effect by consuming semen anally.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-21 07:17
If you are only consuming the semen of sub 15yo boys it is no harm no foul, but it would be wrong to anally steal the semen of a grown man.
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Emoji thread aka. fuck unicode

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-03-06 18:03
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98 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-15 18:31
99 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-15 18:34
100 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-15 18:36
The message-of-death consists three visible characters: a white flag, a zero and a rainbow emoji, as well as an invisible character, called variation sector 16 or VS16. When the message is received, the VS16 signals the iPhone's Messages app to combine the two emoji into one, which cannot be done and can cause the app to crash and the phone to freeze.

101 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-15 18:36
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Touhou Thread

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-14 20:37
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5 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-17 16:33
I like the Touhous that are girls.
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-17 21:00
How do I Edit Post?
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-19 02:15
You don't.
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-19 02:36
Well, I hope there are more now!
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-21 06:52
Cirno is my best friend.
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What happened to 26ch?

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-18 01:17
It's been down for a while. Does anyone know what happened?
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3 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-19 02:17
26ch.net is still down. Has the address changed?
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-19 04:08
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-19 09:12
A barren wasteland. Goatfinger seems to be the only textboard with staying power.
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 22:14
Goatfinger is strong!
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 23:47
Even sageru is down.
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kill unix

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-16 23:24
Why do we still put up with the absolute fucking garbage that it UNIX 1.0. It's time for UNIX 2.0. Let me explain: Processes on linux take as input env variables and an array of c strings, print text (the "universal interchange format") to stdout and stderr then they return a single byte.

Processes are the fundamental building blocks of our operating system. All the build systems, init scripts and package managers we have are made out of this. So it's important for it to be solid i.e. it should be done with well typed structured data - not piles of spagetti strings. There's heen so many problems because of it like invocations failing when inputs start with '-' becaues it get misinterpreted as a flag or programs breaking when the file path contains a space.

We should revise the concept of a process to declaratively explain its input in a well typed form, make a new kind of "terminal" to invoke them that isn't based on simulating a 1970s teletype machine (so shit like resizing and scrolling will actually work), have a scripting language that doesn't misintepret fucking everything you write and work entirely based on pasting strings together and then implement a new set of coreutils where things "ls" simply produce a *list* (an actual data type) of files in the directory instead of just some text that it's recommended you shouldn't ever parse.
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-16 23:56
it should be done with well typed structured data - not piles of spagetti strings.
There were operating systems like that in the 1970s but the UNIX philosophers wiped them all out. Keywords to look for are orthogonal persistence, typed object store, persistent objects.
We have persistent objects, they're called files. - Ken Thompson
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-17 05:09
What do you think about Plan 9 OS?
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-17 14:28
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-17 14:29
I think it's total shit and the people who bring it up are brainlets.
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-18 12:35
Fantastic. Opinion discarded.
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1 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-16 06:20
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-18 02:14
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yozam is gay

1 Name: asdsadasd 2018-02-17 00:05
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-17 00:06
the owner is a 15 year old teenbro with FAS
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The consternation of being cummed inside

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-15 22:13
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-15 22:50
Picture this. A hot blast of true semen right up in your puckering butthole heading towards your inner colon. So warm, so viscous, and so Right.
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The mythology of being cummed inside

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-15 18:08
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-15 21:42
Once you get pozzed inside you never go back.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-15 22:14

Now listen here jerkface, are you speaking from experience?
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-15 22:48
Is this thread about me?!
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the chad virgin PHP Python

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-14 15:17
the chad PHP inventor
* not even a programmer
* accidentally makes the most popular programming language in the world
* just did it because he wanted to make a cool homepage
* completely forget about it doesnt even program in the last 50 years
the virgin Python inventor
* calls himself dictator for life, pretends its ironic
* names his language after monty python (some weird comedy thing for queers)
* breaks compatabliity splitting his own language into 2, causing massive amounts of work for millions of people
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-15 09:02
names his language after monty python
That a fact, huh.....?
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I think it's aboil

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-15 07:31
Check that for me
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1 Name: SFBE 2018-02-13 17:32
In my free time I enjoy stretching my ass and showing it off to men ;)
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-13 20:12
It does make entry easier....
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-14 09:01
Stretched For Better Entry
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Firefox Quantum

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-17 18:17
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34 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-10 16:19
Xe's wrong. Chromium is a postmodern leftist browser.
35 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-11 19:38
Wrong. Regular people use Chrome by Google, not Chromium.
36 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-12 01:46
I didn't say anything about ``regular people''.
37 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-12 03:07
Yes. You. DID.
38 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-12 04:14
No, but I will.
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A mysterious thread...