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Capitalism

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 05:30
The bank says I have money but I don't see shit all anything in my wallet. Know the problem there?
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 13:52
Your problem is that you don't understand the value of money. The value of all money (whether it is a government fiat or some form of commodity like gold) is in society's willingness to accept it as a means of exchange. If you believe that money is a piece of paper with some numbers printed on it, then you will never get over your problem that you describe here.
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Dvorak

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-14 10:50
You aren't using QWERTY, are you?
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8 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-20 06:16
>>7
An alterative layout is more than enough - a thief wouldn't be able to do *anything* unless he knew the layout.
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-21 10:54
>>7
I want to know what kind of run-of-the-mill thief is so interested in any kind of computer keyboard. Expensive brand new keyboards go in the $100 range. Those keyboards selling second hand and working perfectly aren't worth their brand new price.
10 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 02:56
>>9
What about those fancy metal keyboards that only come with Apple computers? They must fetch a pretty price on the dark markets.
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 05:39
>>8
A blank keyboard would deter a thief from even going near the keyboard, thus saving it and you from disease.
12 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 09:41
>>11
What disease does the thief have?
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4chan predictions for 2018

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 05:46
1 Like /pol/ was the new /b/, /biz/ will be the new /pol/ but even more reddit-influenced this time.
2 /x/ will be closed.
3 Mods will be proven to be Soros-funded.
4 Many power-users will begin to abandon 4chan for Goatfnger.
5 By 2019 English-language textboards will be bigger than Japanese textboards.
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 09:40
I want 4chan gone. Get to it.
Side note: We're already halfway into 2018, you should have made this thread months ago.
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Dear Goatfinger Webmaster

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-21 17:57
Hope you get pussy rot from cancer and die.
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I don't hate you.

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-17 17:05
Im a pedophile. To be honest, pedosexuality is the best sexuality. I don't think non-pedosexuals are bad people, but I do think they are horrible people. I don't hate non-pedosexuals, but I honestly think that they should all just die. They are only a problem for us. It would be easier for us if all of them just died. Look at those 18 year-old creatures that call themselves "women". So old. How could anyone think to touch that with a penis? I would rather give my penis into soft hands of a little 4 year-old girl. Yeah, that's much better. Sex with children is the greatest thing ever. And it's never wrong. There are some scientists who claim that sex with children is wrong because it hurts children. But that's just not correct. Sex with children is never wrong. Like, even if child dies from it, it's still not wrong. Because it's great. And sex with children is great because it's sex with children.
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-18 07:27
Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 02:04
I wish my sexuality weren't used for shock value. I know it's fucked up, but it's the only one I have.
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I know I'm unlovable.

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 22:41
You don't have to tell me.
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-16 03:22
Don't say that.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-16 06:42
This is a bully free zone, that includes self-bullying. I love you, brother /lounge/rider. *hugs*
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-17 13:01
Do you want to be unloved? Is this an identity you want to keep for your life?
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What would you do?

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-09 07:37
Your front doorbell rings. You are not dressed in a state to receive visitors and can't go to the door which has a glass window with a curtain over it, but you go to a place where you can peek to see who it is. It is a man you don't know and he has what looks like a manila folder in his hand. He doesn't wait very long. And leaves, but keeps looking back at the front door. He doesn't go to any other houses and walks around the corner to where you now assume he may have parked his car. 1) Who do you think this person is, and 2) what would you do if he returns?
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-10 23:19
I'd be very worried about who he was, but I'd have to assume he was a salesman targeting my address specifically because of some big data or other. If he returned I'd probably force myself to answer the door to calm my worries that he was more than a salesman. My worries would include identity theft, police following up on complaints, some forgotten debt being collected, somebody died.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-12 12:27
I don't care who he is. If he returns, I would wear anything really and talk to him at the door.
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 12:10
I live in an apartment and the only access is through a locked gate so nobody comes to the door, therefore your question is laughably flawed. Personally I'm only plagued by fear of mystery phone calls.
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GoatCoin?

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-26 04:08
Should goatfinger put out its own crypto coin? We could call it goatcoin or GOATcoin, and just fork off bitcoin. Thoughts?
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10 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-14 02:21
Consider this: A pack of wild speculators.
Savage, slavering speculators nearing your means of exchange. Trampling your marketplace. Raping your level of volatility.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The trade leader grabs your trade and fucks it with his trade platform.
The speculative traders finally dominate your trade platform. They watch barbaric movements on the monitor and you are forced to be their verification.
Such is the downfall of cryptocurrencies.
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-14 09:05
>>8
It's been so long since I've read this. ;_;
12 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 04:48
>>10
When there is actual investment going on, speculators increase liquidity which lowers volatility. It's no one's fault that the only thing cryptocurrency is good for is buying and selling drugs and paying for hosting for abandoned imageboards full of child porn spam, and it's value is entirely propped up by speculation.
13 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 11:54
>>12
don't they now have "ico" crypto tokens that are backed up their projected utility or used like stock in the company they represent? I'm going to buy some bitcoin soon anyway.
14 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 11:56
Crypto is barely even volatile compared to real currencies. Check the numbers https://coinmarketcap.com/coins/
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Cool Boards Experiment

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-12 11:20
What about a board where every user had the admin powers to delete and edit any post and ban any other user?
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-13 00:10
I would call the board, hax my anus.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-13 11:58
>>2
I wouldn't call a board. Period.
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-14 06:54
Other idea: Goatfinger should become a white ethnosite.
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-14 15:55
Goatfinger should become a jewish ethnosite.
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-14 20:03
>>5
It already is, isn't it?
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Name: Anonymous 2018-06-06 11:34

1 Name: Duckymous 2018-06-06 12:45
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2 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-13 03:29
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