Nine months agoOut of college with a degree in journalismYeah, I know, a degree in journalismLooking for jobs near my home in Austin, TXApply to various small newspapersEven The Statesman, the biggest newspaper in the cityNo goOne day, I get an email from a girl named Mystee who says she works for the Genesis Communications Network and knows I’ve been looking for some sort of reporting/editorial jobI answer yes, and schedule an interview at the given address for that coming ThursdayThat day, I get in my car and drive to the addressBut it’s not an officeIt’s a barbecue restaurantStiles Switch BBQ, good placeI freak out, recheck my GPS, the emailIt’s definitely this address
”You will face your own personal demon, but I need you to think of it as a spiritual experience, Jason”Yeah, okay”I’ll be with you every step of the way, buddy”Oh god, please noHe steps into the elevator and pulls somethingI get intoAnd we descend into pure darknessSilenceThen, a very loud CLANGWe’ve ‘landed’ so to speakAlex and I both use our phones as light, but I’m getting no signalAnd on the wallsI have never seen so much bloodI let out a scream”Don’t worry, that’s not blood.”
He starts talking about the ’Doronas Procedures’I don’t speak conspiracy theorist - not that it’s much of a conspiracy for me at this pointIt seems as though some mason-like group was ‘chemically tracing’ wealthy Texan families and recruiting kidsThe kids were taught like in school, but also received chemical treatments and ‘psi-op conditioning’ to make them harder to kill or otherwise manipulateJesusThis video lasts maybe forty-five minutes, detailing the ‘enemies’ that these kids would face when they were olderVery weird, creepy shitThen, when it’s over, the lights shut offI run to the door, banging screamingI am freaking outAnd, like that, it opensThe lights are on in the hall nowAnd Alex is standing by the elevator now, looking very somber”Do you see why I do this now?”I guess so.
She looks like I just killed her babies”You do not accept the gifts of the fallen?”Uh…whatShe screams at me, almost in gibberishThe slime balls at my feet are sort of evaporatingThis chick starts cryingWhat the fuck?She starts clawing at me and shitMore screamingThen, she just slams the door and leavesAlex emerges from the closetWhat the fuck?He was in the closet?Where’d the black guy go?”Jason what you said to her was a demonic mating ritual codeword”
Jesus….How…how is that even possible?Alex tells me the globalists can suck souls and live foreverThis does really…really look like my grandmaAlex tells me that Madeline, or well, Grandma, is going to use an upcoming election to get some ‘very, very’ bad people electedAnd this…somehow…will lead to an inter dimensional invasion that Alex was bred to destroyI think he might be highBut this really, really, really looks like my grandmaOkay, so…what do we do?”It’s simple, Ramsey…you ever seem Ghostbusters?”Alex pulls out a backpackHis seat must have some TARDIS shit going onNo, I’m not a Doctor Who fan, I just know what the TARDIS isBut not Madeline Albright, so that shows you where my priorities areAnyway, Alex takes these pills/vitamin drops and shit and just fucking inhales them
She screams my name in this demonic-ass voiceANON!WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!She stars like…explodingFirst her armThen her legShit, shit, shitThe ground - starts shaking!What the fuck?In this demonic voice, I hear”You who must be bequeathed shall not become thine sanctimony!”I run the fuck out of there as my grandma starts to explode and her house begins to fall apartI fucking dash out of there like a cheetahOh shit, oh shit!I make it outside