punk music SUCKS

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-23 18:07
Is there any other genre of music that is so self-absorbed, so desperate for validation, so pathetically obsessed with itself, so childish and image-conscious, so accepting of conformity and mediocrity as Punk? No. There isn’t. Because Punk is the fucking worst, at least in North America, and it needs to get right or go away forever.

Punk is a petulant little child that is wrought with an Oedipus complex, an oral fixation and a collective transference of identity issues (somehow stemming from a lack of identity) that causes it to be constantly screaming for attention. Punk ALWAYS needs a great big dick in its mouth to calm it down and stroke its melodramatic ego. Punk wants to be heard and seen. It wants to rebel; yet, if you look at it, it ironically shuns your gaze because you are not credible enough to soothe its aching teats.

Punk wants to be different, but only within a strict set of guidelines. Punk is a tireless masochist. It suffers, it moans, it whines, it annoys; it is a culture of emasculation, castration, penis envy, communism, capitalism, liberal faggotry of the highest order, and third-grade intellectualism. Punk is weak, ill-formed, small-minded, an accident. Punk is modern man in search of a soul, yet it looks not to the heavens for answers — instead it stares in awe up its own gaping asshole, whispering with quivered lips, "You go, girl." Yes. YES. Punk is a cliche, a reproduction, derivative and fucking lame. Punk is an echo chamber.
2 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-23 19:43
This looks like a very very long set of reasons why punk music sucks.
3 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-26 00:57
What if I like sucking cock and looking down my own gaping asshole? I mean, prostate cancer is not to be trivialised. Apart from your apparent lack of acumen when it comes to regular medical checkups, what you've described is not too far from the truth. You proved that punk is not ded. It will never die because depravedness will never die. Think of punk in terms of a means of containment, enabling us both to live in peace together, you in a nice mansion and I under a bridge -- until I start throwing stones, of course.
4 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-28 04:28
Isn't punk dead?
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-01 08:29
You posted this on /mu/ and got fisted. Fuck off already

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