the great hygiene lie

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-22 11:46
I rarely go out, so why should I take daily showers?
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-22 23:08
Because it's comfy. I shower every morning but never use soap or anything like that, it's just a nice way to start the day and transition from sleep to waken. All I'm saying is give it a chance.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-23 18:02
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-24 03:49
Agreed. I gave up on all that shit, my skin started naturally cleaning itself after a time.
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-25 07:46
I take daily water showers, normally taking about 3 minutes to get in, get out and be dressed. I use soap and shampoo my hair about once every 10 days. On these days, my shower takes 10 minutes.
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-25 20:04
Tht's retarded. Fluoride absorbs through the skin.
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-26 15:03
I don't believe you, you double troll!
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-27 19:12
no trol
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-04 17:13
I don't believe you, you bamboozle!
10 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-11 10:28
I can't say that I understand. Something I live by is this: life is too ephemeral to spend it caring about such things.
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-12 02:45
There's been a leak in my bathroom I was ignoring but now the floor is sticky with orange sealant and I don't like to shower in there, I had to call the plumber but he won't come until tomorrow morning. My plumber has the brightest blue eyes I've ever seen and his name is Murray. No homo or anything but isn't that just darling?
12 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-13 02:58
What does a sword across a set of scales mean?
13 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-13 15:25
Will he pumble your nuts?
14 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-23 08:32
i must shower 1ce daily and i dislike showering, -doublethink-> i shower 2ce daily:
morning eschews evening's necessity
evening eschews morning's necessity

why must i? [vagaries of hygiene and wellness]
i dislike doing it but like it's result -autopsychomanipulation-> i like doing it.
15 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-24 18:16
Are you Luke? I love you!
16 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-25 02:35
Not him but my name isn't Luke.
17 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-31 04:17
i always make sure to use gensym, so why should i bother with hygienic macro systems?
18 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-31 05:59
That depends......
19 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 01:57
Clean your anus.
20 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-01 07:37
Oh anus my anus
21 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-02 00:54
Overcome my anus
22 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-02 04:45
Only the anus
23 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-03 23:44
Clean Oh Overcome Only the anus.
24 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-04 13:23
like once a week is good and if have have to go out somewewhere and do some shit have one as well but otherwise just fuck it
25 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-11 00:49
I wear diapies.
26 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-11 02:21
I stay with the semi.

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