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Happy dead time cunts

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 23:22
You guys are so fucking gay, trying to be the superiors of this shitty website

How about you jump off a fucking bridge
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-25 01:31
Threads like these are why I love my goatfinger. I will spend the rest of my life dicking around with my five computers (all running Unix-based OS's), beating off all over myself to futa porn at 2:00 AM and thumbing trough Perl, Assembly and C compsci books, only to leave my house during the week for 7.5 painless daily hours of writing hideous vbscripts and staring off into space. You don't know peace and inner perfection until you've collapsed on the unwashed, mildewed rug in front of your computer with the bowl of cereal you were eating after fapping impulsively for the fifth time today to the same JAV rape/vomit porn avi and knowing that whatever misfortune may visit you in the distant future, you can die happilly knowing nothing need surpass this moment, even though tomorrow will be better but otherwise no different, just like yesterday. I am complete.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-25 21:17
>>2 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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