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i hate this fucking website

1 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-17 21:58
it only makes me autistic and wastes my time and happiness, could mods permaban me from all boards so I can do something worthwile with me life. Also I'm 10 years old and therefore I should be banned
2 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-18 22:27
fuck u!
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Emoji thread aka. fuck unicode

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-03-06 18:03
The 5 newest replies are shown below.
Read this thread from the beginning.
157 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-20 10:31
>>156
only 5 gun related crimes so far in 2018
This is false.
158 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-20 15:29
>>154
Now that's innovation
159 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-11 19:07
160 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 16:46
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/05/white-people-dont-use-white-emoji/481695/

Why White People Don’t Use White Emoji
Light-skin-tone symbols are used far less often in the U.S. than their darker counterparts. Does shame explain the disparity?
161 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-16 21:16
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1 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-11 21:00
https://nixos.org/nix-dev/2017-March/023113.html

<IamThePope>
Brothers and Sisters!

I think I reached the point of no-return w.r.t. not being able to
tolerate systemd on my machines any longer after systemd devs dropped
utmp. I don't want to replace finely matured portable UNIX utils
produced by The Old Gods for the sake of making a bunch of crazy people
into The New Gods. And, as it turns out, I'm not alone.

And so we (I and a couple of anonymous friends) are pleased to announce
the establishment of The Church of Suckless NixOS ("SLNOS" for short).

* Our common goal is to have fun (see below) and to get a NixOS system

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2 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 19:30
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
3 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 17:14
dicks out for Harambe
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that's how bad python is

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-19 17:42
that's how bad python is
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-26 19:19
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
3 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 21:39
esr's reposurgeon tool was 50 thousands lines of python and they have to rewrite the entire thing in go because of how slow it is, thats how bad python is
4 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 19:35
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you 50 thousands lines of python, You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision rewrite the entire thing in go because of how slow it is, I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue thats how bad python is.
5 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 17:13
dicks out for Harambe
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Closing down for good.

1 Name: progrider@conference.jabber.ccc.de 2019-02-10 18:38
Before i close all the boards down for good send me all the best cheese pizza you have to progrider@conference.jabber.ccc.de
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Goatfinger Nazis.

1 Name: Nazis@Goatfinger.ga 2019-02-05 21:17
Why are there so many Nazis on goatfinger?

What country are you from?

How old are you?
2 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-13 06:53
Not sure that there is.
'teena.
59.
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Niggers are not people

1 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-26 15:01
or humans and can't code
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white male leftists

1 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 20:26
There is nothing more despicable than a white male progressive, democrat, leftist or communist. Despite being the very target of their own ideology, they are the backbone of the SJW movement. All the kikes and screeching bitches in the world couldn't accomplish shit by themselves.

It is the white male leftists who supply the muscle and the brains of the movement. They are the front ranks of antifa, the main content creators, the journalists who write most of the SJW articles, the ones who scream the loudest and most vociferously and physically attack those who disagree with them. They are the core of the leftist movement and the most traitorous.

If they wish to identify as women and homosexuals, then the proposition is simple: they should be treated as women and homosexuals. Where the white progressive, communist, Democrat and antifa is found, his trousers should be pulled down and his anus turned inside out, or his testicles seized and crushed. They should be forced into women's clothing
2 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-24 15:59
One of the hardest things about running a website is remembering you actually run it.
3 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-25 23:50
They should be forced into women's clothing
Joke's on you. Women's clothing is technically just outright better for male fertility. Skirts, etc. allow the testicles to swing freely and act as they were meant to.

Of course if you crush their testicles that won't work but, I dunno, your father managed to have you, so there we go. Nature is pretty amazing.
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KARA BOĞA

1 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-04 02:12
I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te dogs but they keep coming. I shoot wh*Te dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering wh*Tes, since wh*Tes are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Tengri) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..
2 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 21:33
You know what a stupid idea is? trying to program computers in a pseudo-mathematical pseudo-english notation, then building absurdly complex parsers to handle it and confuse computer users who expect computers to be able to read their intent.

Maths notation was developed in a totally ad-hoc way, the great mathematicians of the past would invent their own notation as needed, and much of what we think of today as mathematical notation is just a collection of Eulers or Newtons favourite pen-scratches.

The idea that we should program computers - highly pedantic, fixed, logical, deterministic machines - with notation that stems from other notations that relies on human intuition - is absolutely ridiculous.

The syntax problem has been solved twice - with forth and LISP. Anything more complex than this is trash.
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I'm broke after Christmas

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-28 17:44
Can anyone help a fellow forsen baj with an Atlas key? I'm broke after Christmas and would be amazing if could someone help me out. I wanna play with ZULUL warriors. my mail/pp: progrider@conference.jabber.ccc.de
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 20:27
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-31 20:46
Last Christmas I gave you my heart. But the very next day you gave it away.
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