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Metadata Trolling

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:24
Perhaps the biggest consolation of having such a cringeworthy DNS
There must be hundreds of `Metadata operators' flinching in agony every time someone loads the page
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5 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-13 01:33
>>4
Did hoaxfinger really start out as a gay new agey site?! That's unbelievable, but not surprising.
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-13 06:42
>>5
it real though

imma crystal child, ask me anything
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-13 23:24
>>6
Why are the oceans so putrid and toxic? Shouldn't you have cleaned them up by now?
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 16:02
$ host -t txt goatfinger.ga
goatfinger.ga descriptive text "Path of the Crystal Children"
goatfinger.ga descriptive text "Reports of the unique generation known as the Indigo Children have permeated our collective consciousness since the 1980s. But as these \226\128\156children\226\128\157 have grown into adulthood, we are blessed with an entirely new wave of beings known as the Crystals."
goatfinger.ga descriptive text "Crystal children have taken the psychic and telepathic abilities of the indigos to even greater heights. Spontaneous unconditional love and psychic healing abilities are key traits of these children"
goatfinger.ga descriptive text "If you are the parent of a Crystal child, it is crucial that your child take in good energy at all times or as much as possible. Your role is to help these children reflect harmony, peace, and oneness into the Universe."
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-20 10:44
>>8
Wow.

That was goatfinger before goatfinger is this.

Let that sink in.
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The Sussman would be ashamed!

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-14 02:21
You're all simply failures! Clean this place up before he visits!
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4 Name: Steve 2017-09-17 01:39
goatfiner
5 Name: Hime Arikawa 2017-09-17 15:57
You have been visited by the crossdressing C programmer of Shimoshina Academy!

Good performance, triple indirection, and tail call optimization will come to you, but only if you post "Keep overflowing the stack, Hime!" in this thread.
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 18:48
>>5
Hime's can't program.
7 Name: Steve 2017-09-17 21:19
Keep overflowing the stack, Hime!
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 19:32
>>7 HEY FUCK YOU YOU JUST TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME. including my identity.
stop ur fucking targeting thing. I knwo wht ur fucking doing u corrupt piece of shit
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HAX MY ANUS

1 Name: HAX MY ANUS 2017-08-31 16:05
HAX MY ANUS
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4 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:13
Admni here. OP was just banned for his low quality ost. Don't be OP.
5 Name: Steve 2017-09-01 22:07
>>4
I swear this post had less typos when I read it earlier
6 Name: goatfingerer 2017-09-11 15:34
*be an adult who's probably 23 years old*
*countless human hours and resources have been invested in this adult, buying food, water, and shelter them, spent on their education, teaching them about the world*
*all this leading to today*
*goes to prog*
*inhales deeply*
*types "HAX MY ANUS"*
*presses post*
7 Name: Steve 2017-09-11 22:56
I am a failed experiment
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-12 04:28
>>6
Who are you quoting?!
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Steve

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-11 19:45
It has come to my attention that someone has been posting subpar quality posts on this forum under the name "Steve", and I am getting quite fed up with it.

He never posts anything to do with programming and is usually trying to make jokes about "memes" or "dubs" or whatever, and it is driving me nuts.

How can we as a community, stop this man? I propose we do not respond to him, and simply ignore him that should make him go away right? What do you think.
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27 Name: Steve 2017-08-24 08:25
bump
28 Name: Steve 2017-08-25 19:38
>>1
Listen, young retard.
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-26 05:35
>>28
Oh no did he?!
30 Name: Steve 2017-08-26 12:32
>>28
wow u cold get arrested 4 saying that in my country
31 Name: Steve 2017-09-10 21:56
b u m p
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girl's guide to hackers

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 18:13
A hacker may look like a mess. He may have long hair, beard, or both. The
thing is that their smartness more than compensates. Hackers realize that
women are a bit different from men in many ways.

Hackers sometimes see problems everywhere. Keep in mind that it's in their
nature - they solve problems all the time, especially computer hackers who
write what may sometimes look like insane heaps of code. If your hacker guy
is whining about something that may not seem the most important thing in the
world, you need to realize it's totally possible it's not your fault.

Hackers may sometimes seem antisocial, but it may be just that their brain
is too busy trying to think of how to get something interesting - from their
perspective anyway - done.

During long hacking sessions, especially if he's programming a computer, the

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2 Name: Steve 2017-07-15 08:49
hax my anus
3 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-17 03:52
Forwarding to gf
Thanks
4 Name: goatfingerer 2017-09-07 03:04
i would pay $ to see the girl knocked out with permanent brain damage, nothing else
5 Name: Steve 2017-09-09 19:24
i would pay $ to have Β£ because that's all i can spend here :^(
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-10 02:35
I would pay $ for bitcoin because it is only going up.
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<picture of a pretty girl>

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-03-16 20:15
sitting in public space, Uni for instance
>laptop open, just lurking /g/ or something equally unproductive
>girl comes over and sits in my peripheral region
>instantly open atom/CMD/IDE/whatever and start hammering at keyboard with intermittent pauses during which I study my screen contemplatively while rubbing my chin

Anyone else do this? Has it ever worked?

Has it ever worked and impressed a girl that you were programming or something?
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15 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-10 23:39
>>6
most people aren't capable of non-verbal thinking
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:25
>>15
Exactly. Most people are women.
17 Name: goatfingerer 2017-09-07 03:05
i would pay $ to see the girl knocked out with permanent brain damage, nothing else
18 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-08 07:38
i would pay $ to see girl with hax anus, nothing else
19 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-09 04:30
>>18
I swear I saw this exact post a few moments ago

Am I finally losing it?
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https://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc2324.txt

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-03-17 19:07
2.1 HTCPCP Added Methods

2.1.1 The BREW method, and the use of POST

Commands to control a coffee pot are sent from client to coffee
server using either the BREW or POST method, and a message body with
Content-Type set to "application/coffee-pot-command".

A coffee pot server MUST accept both the BREW and POST method
equivalently. However, the use of POST for causing actions to happen
is deprecated.

Coffee pots heat water using electronic mechanisms, so there is no
fire. Thus, no firewalls are necessary, and firewall control policy
is irrelevant. However, POST may be a trademark for coffee, and so

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2 Name: Anonymous 2017-03-18 09:26
So, what are you asking about? You need some programming tips, or just psychological help lol?
3 Name: Anonymous 2017-03-18 12:45
Google has a new easter egg, mostly designed for server geeks and SEO geeks, at google.com/teapot.

The page itself serves up an 418 response code, which is a server status code, named β€œI’m a teapot.” The 418 code itself was an April Fools Joke from 1998 and is not meant to be implemented or be supported. But Google implemented it anyway.
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-02 00:52
>>4
Dude, we get it.
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 12:42
>>5
I didn't.
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Stack vs Register

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-28 02:05
Are stack machines (focus on simplicity) more autistic than register machines (focus on performance)?
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4 Name: Steve 2017-08-28 12:42
i herd u liek budkips xDD
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-28 17:53
HP RPN calcs are neeto
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-28 19:58
>>5
i think so too
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-29 01:44
The answer is no.
8 Name: Steve 2017-08-29 23:35
I 🚫 don't πŸ™… like πŸ‘©πŸ‘Έ girls πŸ‘§πŸ‘΅ because girls ❀ like πŸ” dick πŸ† and that's πŸ‘¬ gay af 😀β›ͺ
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1 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-17 00:03
Sorry, not a programmer, so I'm not sure the correct terminology of what you like to be called, feel free to correct me if I've been insensitive. I'm just wondering why there is such a high overlap between these two groups? Does one cause the other? Or is it because programmers and pedophiles are both fundamentally morally weak and degenerate people?
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5 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-17 13:54
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It's the non-tranny woman programmers.
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-20 14:16
What programming language is this?
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 14:19
>>6
system D
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 20:58
Smart people realize that lolis are the most adorable people.
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 22:58
>>6
System xD
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These guys implemented diff

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-03-29 13:02
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12 Name: Anonymous 2017-04-05 00:35
http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Adam/Opt/Utils/Diff.html#l1 terry davis did Diff in templeos, you still haven't: Why don't you try?
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 17:56
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 17:56
>>13

You:

if k == -D or k != D and V[k - 1] < V[k + 1]:
x = V[k + 1]
else:
x = V[k - 1] + 1


The coder she told you not to worry about:

# If k == -D, this means we're on the left-hand border
# of the edit grid, so there is only one valid option
# to extend any path and it comes from the k line above.


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