[Nix-dev] The Church of Suckless NixOS is looking for followers

1 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-11 21:00

Brothers and Sisters!

I think I reached the point of no-return w.r.t. not being able to
tolerate systemd on my machines any longer after systemd devs dropped
utmp. I don't want to replace finely matured portable UNIX utils
produced by The Old Gods for the sake of making a bunch of crazy people
into The New Gods. And, as it turns out, I'm not alone.

And so we (I and a couple of anonymous friends) are pleased to announce
the establishment of The Church of Suckless NixOS ("SLNOS" for short).

* Our common goal is to have fun (see below) and to get a NixOS system
that can run using only suckless tools [1].

* Some of us want to drop GRUB in favor of running on top of minimal
Xen payload on Coreboot firmware and isolate everything like in
QubesOS, but we are not united on that point at this point. (Yes, we
are aware of Heads:ROM, thank you, we are discussing all of this.)

* We like LISP, but we don't think package expressions should be written
in LISP just for the sake of LISP. Nor do we like the bloated GNU
tools. GuixSD is out of question.

For now we have a couple of proposals for the general NixOS community.
2 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 19:30
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
3 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 17:14
dicks out for Harambe

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