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Rename this place /softboobs/

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-07 01:12
And move the software engineering discussions to /prog/
What do you think?
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1 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 21:36
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of Central Asia, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The TÜRK MAN's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of """men"""(wh*Te dogs).

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The TÜRK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the TÜRK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent TÜRK seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the TÜRK MAN impregnates.

In total, the TÜRK MAN expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the TÜRK MAN is the epitome of masculinity. 324324423
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New Programming Paradigms

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-25 20:46
Lets create a new thing and publish a book about it and get rich doing consulting.

My first idea ideas:
Human Oriented Program (working title)
1. Never use references in your own code. If you need to store something, store a static hashtable in the object, and have static methods to resolve individual objects based on a unique key.
2. Every object should serialize to, and deserialize from, JSON.
3. Always use strings when passing objects as parameters, either by JSON objects or as keys to object.
4. All state changes should be stored for ease of debugging.
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4 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-16 02:49
Another board killer....
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-21 01:28
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-23 08:54
cuz ur über-noob
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-08-24 02:37
item #4 sounds like REXX
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-09 22:13
I hadn't heard of that language before, very interesting.
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Engineer my anus

1 Name: Engineer my anus 2017-04-27 19:48
Engineer my anus
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7 Name: Anonymous 2017-04-30 05:29
Goatfinger ()this sit()e
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-04-30 09:33
Administrate my asshole
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-01 13:57
meme my anus
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-15 04:39
Harambe my anus
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-07 04:07
necro my anus
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If millennials named design patterns

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-02 15:23
Singleton would be called incel
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3 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 03:41
Lazy initialization would be called regular initialization
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 21:37
Adapter would be called Special Needs Facilitation.
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 07:06
A little askew to the topic but how useful do you guys find the concept of design patterns?
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-24 03:15
I use them often.
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-24 18:03
Do you mind elaborating?
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Residential IP thorugh VPN

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-28 23:01
Could you engineer a software capable of installing on a residential computer connected to a residential ISP IP? I am demanding a residential VPN connection due to too many sites being able to detect data center IPs.
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7 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-05 14:40
ol' Auntie Mable's got a basement room for rent, nice and cool for your server.
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-04 06:56
What sites block you for using a VPN? I use a VPN and haven't encountered any problems.
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-09 02:02
Lots of forums use blocklists that try to ban all data center IPs. Goatfinger even uses one, I often find myself banned and having to switch through IPs on my VPN to post here. And I have it happen all the time when I get forum results in search engines.
10 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-09 06:48
to be fair, roughly 99% of spam disappeared after i did this
also, feel free to email the "if you think this ban was in error..." email address, goatfinger@goat.si with the ip addresses you would like me to whitelist, unless you already have
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-12 13:49
You may have better luck buying a VPS and installing VPN software on it. A lot of the bans are due to people abusing commercial VPNs and landing the IP ranges on blacklists.

I experience lots of bans when using a VPN, plus tons of "your computer looks like a robot" cloudfare warnings and capchas.
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/softeng/ is shit

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-20 12:33
shit you hear me!
2 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-27 20:34
I quite like it. Quality over quantity, that's literally my motto.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-03 01:19
/shiteng/ is soft
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Let's get this board going!

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-20 09:35
With some quality software engineering threads.
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3 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-22 11:26
4 Name: Steve 2017-08-25 19:39
Listen, young retard.
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 00:18
I'm having trouble programming in HTML, my <divs> aren't being centred and my favicon is blank? I put it in the <head src="web/img/favicon.dmg"/> but it's not working?
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 09:29
Try this:
<head src="web/img/favicon.ico"/>
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-16 06:42
True software engineers know exactly how many cocksickles their programs will spend.
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parent tweet from raw img

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-28 09:51
sup ( ≖‿≖)

Is it possible to write a script to get a parent tweet from raw img url?

E.g https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIFDlTqXsAATZVu.jpg:orig

would return https://twitter.com/gilsegundo/status/901075723083026433

I don't think it's possible.
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4 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-01 07:11
What's all that about? Netflix will die? I can't read Chinese or whatever.
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-16 09:12
That's impossible and hilariously wrong.
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-16 14:46
I'm not really seeing the joke.
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-24 09:09
This may be useful https://reverseengineering.stackexchange.com/questions/14482/how-to-get-video-url-from-embedded-link-in-twitter

Also I found a script from some Russian guy but it links to a playlist file which is unplayable

8 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 16:50
Why? Twitter is faggoty shit and shitty faggot
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Crash Proof Filesystem

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-04-23 16:54
Using formal methods to verify a crash proof filesystem:


FSCQ is the first file system with a machine-checkable proof (using the Coq proof assistant) that its implementation meets its specification and whose specification includes crashes. FSCQ provably avoids bugs that have plagued previous file systems, such as performing disk writes without sufficient barriers or forgetting to zero out directory blocks. If a crash happens at an inopportune time, these bugs can lead to data loss. FSCQ’s theorems prove that, under any sequence of crashes followed by reboots, FSCQ will recover the file system correctly without losing data.
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6 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-06 03:40
/prog/ challenge: write a useful program + proof of its correctness, in coq
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-09 03:43
*with cock
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-14 15:54
What's the proof for Coq's correctness, i.e. that it never produces a false positive result?
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-14 21:24
there is none, and never will be (at least, not one which doesn't have the same problem), but i don't think that's so important - exploiting interpreter bugs to prove false generally is a very deliberate action, and proofs (to this point) are generally written by people who want, above all, to know that their own code is correct, and so are unlikely to take deliberate actions to prove their theorems using compiler bugs, not to mention the risk of being found out upon future interpreter updates (that might fix the bug they used to prove false). so i think that even if you can't prove coq correct, theorems proven in it are still very trustworthy, at least if they're not made by hostile entities (NSA writing a proof of a crypto implementation, for example)
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-09 03:52
prove your cock in my anus
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