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Rename this place /softboobs/

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-07 01:12
And move the software engineering discussions to /prog/
What do you think?
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-14 19:55
Life-like texture ;-;
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 22:17
The Jems already control the pr0n industry. Would temple mount really be of any use to them?

And yes, I said the Jems. Don't be fooled. The "w" is not a "double you". It's a "reverse M"
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1 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 21:36
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of Central Asia, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The TÜRK MAN's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of """men"""(wh*Te dogs).

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The TÜRK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the TÜRK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent TÜRK seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the TÜRK MAN impregnates.

In total, the TÜRK MAN expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the TÜRK MAN is the epitome of masculinity. 324324423
2 Name: D. Gently 2018-12-01 10:17
So the penis is the second-to-last symbol of manhood? What's the last? I'm going to guess labia, but it's a shot in the dark.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 22:16
Value menus.
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1 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-18 00:02
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

https://media.8ch.net/brownpill/src/1433783228977.mp4

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
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4 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-20 09:40
Oh my, I feel kino....
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-04 01:01
smash a fash
6 Name: D. Gently 2018-12-01 10:20
If taking the brown pill means anything other than listening to Ween, I demand we redefine it.
7 Name: Sophie Von Visdom 2018-12-01 10:22
Diclofenac Sodium. Nigga got sciatica.
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 22:16
>>7
I swear every year I see dumber and dumber shit posted
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School does nothing

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 22:15
Aviel Rodriguez, a student attending Devry Advantage Academy on N. Campbell Avenue in Chicago, Illinois. His linked in profile: https://www.linkedin.com/in/aviel-rodriguez/

This piece of lard has assaulted at least 5 girls during his time at school. He is expected to graduate as the 2019 valedictorian and come out with a full ride scholarship. He has assaulted at least 5 girls, who are clearly damaged. This is popular knowledge among the students of Devry Advantage Academy, and he has even admitted to his actions to the school upon a report. He got nothing more than a slap on the wrist...

I believe that the school does nothing because their reputation has been falling apart the past years with lawsuits and such. One student shows up with a full ride and they won't let him go. The school kicks out people for smoking weed outside of school time, yet they let some sexual assault guy stay? This is bullshit. What can be done?
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7c 5x57i oi

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-25 21:19
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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I look forward to doing business with you!

1 Name: Bill Gates 2018-11-23 20:16
Hi Goatfinger,

This is Bill Gates. I must say, I love your idea for a website/magazine. I really believe it's something that could take off, and be very successful.

Please let me know your phone number and address so I can send you some legal documents (simply stating this business was your idea), which will need signed, and I will also include a check as well as compensation. I imagine we can set you up on a monthly payroll as a chair-member of this organization. How does $150k/year sound?

Anyway, let me know what you think. I look forward to doing business with you!

Sincerely,
Bill Gates
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New Programming Paradigms

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-25 20:46
Lets create a new thing and publish a book about it and get rich doing consulting.

My first idea ideas:
Human Oriented Program (working title)
1. Never use references in your own code. If you need to store something, store a static hashtable in the object, and have static methods to resolve individual objects based on a unique key.
2. Every object should serialize to, and deserialize from, JSON.
3. Always use strings when passing objects as parameters, either by JSON objects or as keys to object.
4. All state changes should be stored for ease of debugging.
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4 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-16 02:49
>>3
Another board killer....
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-21 01:28
bump
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-23 08:54
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cuz ur über-noob
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-08-24 02:37
>>1
item #4 sounds like REXX
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-09 22:13
>>7
I hadn't heard of that language before, very interesting.
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Engineer my anus

1 Name: Engineer my anus 2017-04-27 19:48
Engineer my anus
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7 Name: Anonymous 2017-04-30 05:29
>>6
Goatfinger ()this sit()e
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-04-30 09:33
Administrate my asshole
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-01 13:57
meme my anus
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-15 04:39
Harambe my anus
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-07 04:07
necro my anus
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If millennials named design patterns

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-02 15:23
Singleton would be called incel
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3 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 03:41
Lazy initialization would be called regular initialization
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 21:37
Adapter would be called Special Needs Facilitation.
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 07:06
A little askew to the topic but how useful do you guys find the concept of design patterns?
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-24 03:15
>>5
I use them often.
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-24 18:03
>>6
Do you mind elaborating?
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Residential IP thorugh VPN

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-28 23:01
Could you engineer a software capable of installing on a residential computer connected to a residential ISP IP? I am demanding a residential VPN connection due to too many sites being able to detect data center IPs.
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7 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-05 14:40
>>6
ol' Auntie Mable's got a basement room for rent, nice and cool for your server.
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-04 06:56
What sites block you for using a VPN? I use a VPN and haven't encountered any problems.
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-09 02:02
>>8
Lots of forums use blocklists that try to ban all data center IPs. Goatfinger even uses one, I often find myself banned and having to switch through IPs on my VPN to post here. And I have it happen all the time when I get forum results in search engines.
10 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-09 06:48
>>9
to be fair, roughly 99% of spam disappeared after i did this
also, feel free to email the "if you think this ban was in error..." email address, goatfinger@goat.si with the ip addresses you would like me to whitelist, unless you already have
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-12 13:49
>>3
You may have better luck buying a VPS and installing VPN software on it. A lot of the bans are due to people abusing commercial VPNs and landing the IP ranges on blacklists.

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I experience lots of bans when using a VPN, plus tons of "your computer looks like a robot" cloudfare warnings and capchas.
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